Kinky Kitchen

I’m pretty useless in the kitchen.  If I’m boiling water on the stove then it’s more likely that I’m about to sterilise sex toys than cook. Here is one of my favourite recipes: Take one or more soiled metal sex toys. Choices can include...

Playing a Character

New favourite line upon seeing a boy with a really hot ass: “That makes me want to play the back end of a horse”

Straight Boys + Alcohol

We were discussing straight boys and alcohol, and the theory that straight boy + alcohol = higher chance of sex A friend of mine responded: “Using alcohol to seduce a straight boy is like using a cheat code in a video game” Hil-arious. I’m inclined...

Shit Happens

I was recently asked by a guy how he should clean his ass prior to a session to make sure he was clean.  I’m probably the worst person to ask about this sort of thing – because I’m a Dom Top who doesn’t like getting fucked. Nonetheless,...

Music and Sex

“Music is like sex, it’s too important to be left up to the professionals!”  – Robert Shaw Ravel’s Bolero comprises the same theme, performed 18 times in a row, by different combinations of instruments. It is a gradual crescendo over more...