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M4M on Craig’s List

Posted on Jul 3, 2017

A boy I’ve known for some time had a data science assignment for uni – and decided to write a script to scrape all the m4m postings, and collate their contents in a word-cloud visualization. It received a HD (High Distinction) and weird looks from his assessor. I love it....

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Is IKEA for masochists?

Posted on Jun 27, 2017


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Parents and BDSM

Posted on Jul 14, 2016

A mother is checking her teenage son’s internet browsing history when she discovers a number of hardcore gay BDSM  websites. She calls his father to discuss it and ask him what he thinks they should do about it. The father thinks for a second and said “Well I guess spanking him is out of the question”. 🙂...

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Great T-Shirts

Posted on Jul 5, 2016

Saw this at Pride….love it....

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Sexting pays off!

Posted on Jan 27, 2016

Finally we have confirmation that all the sexting that young people do is going to pay off and have a practical purpose. This poster was on the NYC subway. So why not practise for that day when you will need to photograph your genitals for medical reasons by writing on your cock and sending it to (confirming in your email that you’re over...

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When twinks decorate….

Posted on Jan 25, 2016

I headed out one night and left a group of twinks alone and unsupervised in my apartment. When I returned home I found the following performance art piece in my lounge room….. They made some big decisions in picking suitable pieces....

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When Andrew comes out to play…

Posted on Sep 15, 2015

As many of you will know Andrew Soxster isn’t my real name. It’s probably not even entirely my real personality – as in real life I’m a bit shyer and more reserved.  😉 However, last weekend I was walking back to my house at midnight with a 23 year old wearing a Tigger onesie (for reasons that aren’t relevant to this story). We walked past a group of young people who saw Tigger and waved. One girl yelled out: “What’s the point of being Tigger if you’re not bouncing?” To which I yelled back “Don’t worry – he’ll be bouncing on me later”. Cue laughter and appreciative whoops. There are definitely moments when Andrew comes out to play where I’m not expecting him. 😉 And for the record, could a straight man have written the Tigger theme song? The...

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Looking for love in all the wrong slings

Posted on Jul 30, 2014

A recent conversation from Grindr: Hot guy with ‘partnered’ in his profile: Hey bud, I like the sound of your profile. What are you generally looking for? Me: Hey there – thanks for your message but I’m trying to only play with unattached guys in the misguided belief it increases my chances of meeting someone. 😉 Hot guy with ‘partnered’ in this profile: Hey, that’s how I met my man. Best of luck. 😉 Me: Thanks for the hope!...

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Bears in Feathers

Posted on Jul 25, 2014

Not strictly kink related, but for all the bear lovers out there, I thought you might enjoy this new sculpture at the National Gallery of Victoria. It’s an extraordinary art gallery here in Melbourne.  🙂 There are eight bears – covered in feathers – in this new piece by Paola Pivi called “You started it…I finish it”. If you’re in Melbourne – pop in and see it! 🙂...

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Double My Respect

Posted on Jan 13, 2014

I’ve been genuinely pleased to read about “double dick dude” who did a “ask me anything” session on Redit recently. It was great not just because he talked about his double appendages but also about his bi sexuality, polyamorous relationship, his love of fisting and sounding, views on sexuality and did it all with good humor and a great attitude. I do have an exceptionally thick cock. I was discussing double dick dude with a friend who observed that if I visited certain asian countries with lax medical ethics I could probably have mine converted into two regular size ones. There then following a mildly racist impression of an asian doctor of dubious repute making a number of observations. “Yeah we can give you two – no problem” “In fact if you want to go for three we can...

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Unsupervised Twinks

Posted on Dec 17, 2013

I had two twinks spend the night with me. I headed to work in the morning, and left them in my apartment along with two other twinks who popped by to have breakfast.  When I got home this is what I found: Giant dildos stuck to my wall with puppets on them.  There’s something in that for...

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Misleading Titles

Posted on Nov 8, 2013

This book isn’t about what you hoped it was...

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Mind Your Back

Posted on Nov 4, 2013

I may be ordering too many sex toys. When my latest order arrived it was with a warning it was a heavy package (which is kinda appropriate as I too have a heavy package). Mitch, the young guy with a massive cock and fistable hole, saw the pics below and asked if I was planing on opening a sex shop. I jokingly replied:  “No, Club Bam – where twinks ride giant dildos and make out. Broadcast online. ;)”  Not a bad idea actually. I do love the BAM dildo – it’s pretty much perfect. And now I have enough for group fun and some spares as...

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Golden Waves of Pleasure

Posted on Oct 29, 2013

I was having fun with some friends in Room Six of Club 80 – which as I’ve mentioned in a previous post is one of the best rooms you can hire at a sex on site premises anywhere in the world. Room Six is on the loft level – right at the top of the four storey building under the roofline. It was a rainy, blustery day and I was really loving the sound of the rain hitting the tin roof above us in waves. It made me feel warm and safe to be inside while the elements outside lashed the building. It perfectly got me into the mood for sex. Club 80 has a ground floor which is used for private parties and theme events – and as we were playing in room six at the top of...

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Young Lust

Posted on Oct 23, 2013

I’ve been reflecting on the awesomeness of some young people today and the fundamental differences between them and how I was at their age. I had sex while I was in high school but it tended to be quite furtive and experimental. There’s an old joke that comes to mind. Question: When masturbating, what’s the most sensitive part of your body? Answer: Your ears. I think that’s kind of what sex in high school or uni was like for me. Rushed, hurried and it didn’t really result in relaxed experiences. I grew up before Internet porn so the best we had was some magazines, the occasion video and underwear models. The other distinction is that almost all the porn we had access to was straight porn. Porn stolen or ‘borrowed’ from parents or older brothers. There simply wasn’t access...

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Hey Mac! What are you trying to pull?

Posted on Oct 21, 2013

I heard something hilarious on the weekend. Apparently a very high proportion of MacBook Airs that are returned to Apple Stores with faults are from 14 and 15 year old boys. Apparently, they accidentally blow their loads over the keyboard and it seeps down and corrodes the electronics underneath – helped along by the high salt content of cum. My informant, a former Apple Store employee, wasn’t able to provide definitive information on why the problem doesn’t extend to older guys, but we theorized that as you get older you develop better aim and clean up skills. Anyway, a fascinating piece of trivia that I’m assured isn’t a piece of urban...

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Rape Me Condoms

Posted on Sep 14, 2013

Is it just me or are these condoms aimed at people who want to be raped? Pretty specialized product – thanks...

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Tied into a sling for six weeks

Posted on Sep 7, 2013

Ah the irony. After falling off my bike – with no one to blame but myself –  I find myself with my arm in a sling. Six weeks at least. Which of course is pretty sucky. Normally it’s me putting other boys in slings. It was a day of firsts – first time in an ambulance, first time in emergency. I made the extremely hot blue eyed paramedic laugh when I compared the methoxyflurane (the drug you inhale for pain relief) to really good amyl. Apparently no one had ever made that comparison before. Also it appears that fisting has given me super pain management powers – when asked the question of where the pain was on a scale of one to ten – where ten is the worst pain of your life – I never got above a...

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Posted on Aug 23, 2013

I guess I need to embrace change a little more. An adorable 22yo young man and I were lying in bed together – and he commented that my apartment doesn’t look much different to how it did when we started playing three years ago. He said: “There’s this thing called personal development…”  Ouch! Burned by a Twink. He was well spanked for his insolence – which he...

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Teasing Teens

Posted on Aug 7, 2013

Many years ago a beautiful friend of mine was driving along when she pulled up behind a bus filled with kids going on an excursion. The back of the bus was filled with teenage boys – probably around thirteen or fourteen years of age. One of them waved at her and she waved back politely. The kid grinned and after making sure he had the attention of his mates pointed at himself, then pointed at my friend and then thrust his hips backwards and forwards in the international sign for “lets fuck”. My friend thought for a second, smiled, and pointed at the kid and then held her thumb and forefinger about two inches apart in the international symbol for “you’ve got a small dick”. The kid visibly crumpled as his friends laughed and cheered. As she drove past...

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Posted on Jul 4, 2013

So a friend of mine was out for a run when he happened to come across a good looking young man in a park…and discovered this interesting fact. If you fuck a guy in a public toilet for half an hour it will add 1.2kms to your Runkeeper...

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Bentley Race Bingo

Posted on Jul 3, 2013

I found this pretty funny. In Melbourne there is a great porn site called I’ve met Ben a number of times and he is a really nice guy. We also use some of the same models. In fact I’m good friends with quite a few of the Bentley Race boys. Which is why it amused me to find out that some gay boys in Melbourne are apparently playing a game called “Bentley Race Bingo”. It’s a pretty simple game – when you see a Bentley Race Model you get a point. You play it with friends at big gay events in Melbourne such as the gay pride parade or the gay carnival day to see who can spot the most models. Ben has filmed a tonne of guys in Melbourne so it isn’t that hard to get points. Ben’s...

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Luggage and Boyfriends

Posted on Jun 29, 2013

When packing up a whole lot of gear and cameras for a photo shoot we noticed that one of the suitcases had a small tear in it. A discussion ensued about different types of luggage and their virtues. The conversation came to a hilarious end when one of the boys imparted the following wisdom: “Luggage is like boyfriends – go for functionality over looks every time”....

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Posted on May 18, 2013

The other night I was in bed with two other guys, and we were all playing with our phones.  We were checking out the local talent on Grindr and Recon when I saw the pic of the hung teenager lying naked next to me on Grindr. In his profile pic he was dressed in a suit and looked fantastic. “That’s a really nice photo of you”, I commented. “Thanks – the only reason I was dressed up like that was that I was going to a funeral” he replied. I guess when you are looking hot, for whatever reason, you just need to get a...

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Footlong Fun

Posted on May 13, 2013

Comment from a teenage friend who loves being fisted: “Whenever I go into Subway for lunch, and the cute boy who works there puts on his gloves, I have dirty thoughts.” Hehe…well I guess it makes sense. After all, by naming their sandwiches six inches and footlong they’re basically capitalising on the fact that no man will want to admit to only having six inches and will upsize instead. 😉 Also reminds me of a joke I saw on Facebook. “I still give my lunch money to the kid who used to beat me up in high school – only now I get a subway sandwich in...

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Linked In

Posted on May 8, 2013

Last week I was standing next to a well fucked boy in my sling. He had three loads covering his stomach, chest and hooded face – mine, his and from the teenager who was in the shower cleaning up. It had been a really good night. Earlier I had a houseboy cleaning up my apartment – dressed in a harness, collar, ankle cuffs and half head hood.  It was always hard for me to imagine how to make a really excellent blowjob better – but now I know. The absolute best blowjob becomes even better as you watch a hot boy with a great ass doing your dishes.  It just works on so many levels. The houseboy had earlier worked his way through some of my anal toys – cleaning them with antibacterial soap and arranging for the metal...

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Realistic Porn

Posted on Apr 7, 2013

I enjoy making porn and taking photos. I guess my primary objective is to capture real sessions. I don’t want to fall into the trap of making unrealistic porn that gives people false expectations about how long it takes for tradesmen to arrive at your home.  ...

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Easter Bunny’s Basket

Posted on Apr 6, 2013

One of the bondage stores here in Melbourne is Lucrezia de Sade. They specialise in leather gear and have some nice stuff. I thought that you might like to see their Easter window display.  I thought it was adorable – I love cute things in leather. 😉...

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Posted on Mar 21, 2013

One for the music theatre lovers. I was ploughing a hot boy in my sling who was enjoying it immensely. Afterwards he was lamenting that he didn’t have a similar set up. I explained it wasn’t really that hard to set up. “We can’t all come and go by sling!” he said. Hehe…wickedly good...

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Digital Clocks Aren’t Romantic

Posted on Feb 25, 2013

A very funny comedienne once said that one of the least romantic things to have in your bedroom is a glowing digital clock. She said that it means that you can work out exactly how long the sex lasted –  and that most people would much rather be left their illusions. If it felt like it went for ages then you don’t need to know it was only three minutes. She pointed out that even in the height of passion, most people can still subtract – especially when three of the numbers on the clock haven’t changed. Filming sex means that you can find out from the time code exactly how long it went. I’ve always liked really long sessions and to an extent the video almost becomes a bit of a score card.  Also means you can’t lie....

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