I’m pretty useless in the kitchen. If I’m boiling water on the stove then it’s more likely that I’m about to sterilise sex toys than cook. Here is one of my favourite recipes:
- Take one or more soiled metal sex toys. Choices can include stainless steel dildos, butt plugs, probes, sounds, anal balls, cock rings, nipple clips, ball stretchers and speculums.
- You can decide to leave the toys for 24 hours before you clean them as this will kill many of the nasties on them. I generally leave them wrapped up in a towel in my laundry and clean them the day after they were used.
- Put the toys into the bath and wash thoroughly until clean using anti-bacterial soap. Wear latex gloves. Even though the toys will be boiled it is important for them to be washed first as anything on them can actually harden as they are boiled and sterilised.
- After the toys have been washed clean and rinsed, put them into a large pot. If you can find one that is tall and thin that will generally work better and heat the water faster.
- Boil the toys for about twenty minutes.
- If there are very long toys, such as double ended dildos then boil one end and then using a clean tea towel pick them up and boil the other end – be careful, they will be hot.
- Turn off the heat and allow to cool.
- Tip the water out and arrange on a towel to dry.
- When the toys are dry dress a hot houseboy in a collar and leather and make him polish the toys to a bright shine using a cloth – having one end of the cloth damp can assist.
- Get horny seeing hot slave boy polishing toys and insert them into him as required.
- Go to step one.