If you are in any of the photos on this web page I’ve linked to below of American navy boys climbing a giant phallus covered in lard, get in touch:
And seriously America – you’ve been doing this for years and it’s only now you are letting gays and lesbians serve openly?  Hil-arious. Australia and Canada have let gays and lesbians openly serve for twenty years. Just saying.  🙂  I still remember fondly some group sex I once had where some Australian naval officers and I pounded a young twink into submission. Awesome.