It’s summer in Australia. While the thought of ice at this time of year may give northern hemisphere gays pause for thought – it’s hot here. If you’ve never given or received a blow job with an ice cube in the suckers mouth then definitely give it a go. It’s fun for both the sucker and suckee. Another favourite of mine is to fuck a guy and then slip an ice cube into his butt and fuck some more. As the ice melts it dilutes the lube and the bottom boy really feels it. Works best for experienced bottoms. Has an element of risk – if the ice cracks in the butt it might have sharp edges so use a small ice cube. And obviously make it smooth before you slide it in. Be careful and enjoy responsibly.

For more advanced boys, insert ice up your ass, add gin and vermouth and make yourself a dirty martini. Do some jumping jacks (shaken) or fuck him (stirred). Remember, it’s good to rim the vessel you are serving your drink in. 😉

And I’m kidding about the martini – alcohol up the butt can be dangerous. Never ever use spirits!