A recent conversation from Grindr:

Hot guy with ‘partnered’ in his profile: Hey bud, I like the sound of your profile. What are you generally looking for?

Me: Hey there – thanks for your message but I’m trying to only play with unattached guys in the misguided belief it increases my chances of meeting someone. 😉

Hot guy with ‘partnered’ in this profile: Hey, that’s how I met my man. Best of luck. 😉

Me: Thanks for the hope! 🙂