A young guy comes out of the closet and decides to join a gay Aussie Rules football team. His first match day arrives and he heads out onto the oval with his team. Unfortunately, he has a really lousy first and second quarter. One of the runners is sent out to give him a message. “The coach is going to pull you off at half-time” says the runner. “Wow”, replies the player, “At my old club we just got oranges”.