Comment from a teenage friend who loves being fisted:
“Whenever I go into Subway for lunch, and the cute boy who works there puts on his gloves, I have dirty thoughts.”
Hehe…well I guess it makes sense. After all, by naming their sandwiches six inches and footlong they’re basically capitalising on the fact that no man will want to admit to only having six inches and will upsize instead. 😉
Also reminds me of a joke I saw on Facebook. “I still give my lunch money to the kid who used to beat me up in high school – only now I get a subway sandwich in return”