The other night I was in bed with two other guys, and we were all playing with our phones.  We were checking out the local talent on Grindr and Recon when I saw the pic of the hung teenager lying naked next to me on Grindr. In his profile pic he was dressed in a suit and looked fantastic.

“That’s a really nice photo of you”, I commented.

“Thanks – the only reason I was dressed up like that was that I was going to a funeral” he replied.

I guess when you are looking hot, for whatever reason, you just need to get a selfie.