I heard something hilarious on the weekend. Apparently a very high proportion of MacBook Airs that are returned to Apple Stores with faults are from 14 and 15 year old boys. Apparently, they accidentally blow their loads over the keyboard and it seeps down and corrodes the electronics underneath – helped along by the high salt content of cum. My informant, a former Apple Store employee, wasn’t able to provide definitive information on why the problem doesn’t extend to older guys, but we theorized that as you get older you develop better aim and clean up skills. Anyway, a fascinating piece of trivia that I’m assured isn’t a piece of urban legend.