CumUnion happens monthly in lots of different locations and I imagine the mix of people who attend varies greatly depending on the location. In my venue, the clientele are the usual sort of people who use the sauna – daddies, grandpas and their admirers. I fall into the last category, being a 29 year old (former?) twink who’s been having sex with men as old as 70 for the past 15 years.
I tend to go at the start time (9pm), which means queuing up at the door to get in which is awkward at first. The men tend to avoid eye contact but I like to smile at them to get them to loosen up and hint to them that I’ll be up for fun as soon as we get in. I try to stay for the whole six hours but most people stay for about two and leave after shooting their nut. This means that you can predict that you’ll start to get loads at around 11pm as the first arrivals get ready to blow.
Going into the sauna, it seems at first like any other time but then when you go upstairs to the play areas, you see that all the doors to the cabins have been chained open. This means that you can’t go into a cabin with a man for some private time – all sex has to happen out in the open. In other words, you’ll always get an audience and you’ll usually get other people joining in. CumUnion is definitely not for the picky or fussy. You’ll get, at the very least, groped by men you may not be attracted to. Personally, I love all kinds of men and very rarely turn anyone down. In other words, it’s the perfect event for me.
It used to be that when you need a break, you can usually go back downstairs but at CumUnion, people tend to fuck everywhere. I know I have certainly been fucked in the hallways, in the lounge and even at the lockers as I’m trying to put my clothes back on to leave! On a normal day, you’d be told by the staff members to move upstairs, but at CumUnion you can get away with it, especially later in the night.
Despite the name, CumUnion isn’t actually the best place to get cum. It’s the best place to get cummed in, and to find guys willing to breed you, but if you prefer a higher volume of semen, and like to swallow or take it in your face, you’re better off going on a regular day or cruising the toilets. But it is a good place to get fucked bare because no one uses condoms. I do remember the first night I went and I remember the first load I took, from a daddy who was screwing me next to the sling. It felt really good when he wrapped his arms around me and squeezed my whole body as he emptied his nuts into me. I remember thinking how hot it was to finally have someone’s semen inside me, after so many years of watching pornstars do it. He thanked me and as soon as he pulled out, another daddy took his place.
I only took five loads that night, despite staying the whole time and having sex with at least twelve different men – because of the number of bottoms there. The tops will go from bottom to bottom and then cum when they’re satisfied that they’ve sampled the range. But new bottoms will arrive throughout the night and the tops may end up cumming in someone who just arrived, even if you’ve been riding a top for the past hour, working hard to get that nut. I know an extremely cute young bottom who’s strategy is to arrive at 10.30pm, knowing that all the other bottoms have done the hard work of getting the tops excited, before swooping in and getting all the tops to cum in him right as he walks in to the venue.