Mind Your Back

I may be ordering too many sex toys. When my latest order arrived it was with a warning it was a heavy package (which is kinda appropriate as I too have a heavy package). Mitch, the young guy with a massive cock and fistable hole, saw the pics below and asked if I was...

Golden Waves of Pleasure

I was having fun with some friends in Room Six of Club 80 – which as I’ve mentioned in a previous post is one of the best rooms you can hire at a sex on site premises anywhere in the world. Room Six is on the loft level – right at the top of the four...

Young Lust

I’ve been reflecting on the awesomeness of some young people today and the fundamental differences between them and how I was at their age. I had sex while I was in high school but it tended to be quite furtive and experimental. There’s an old joke that...

Hey Mac! What are you trying to pull?

I heard something hilarious on the weekend. Apparently a very high proportion of MacBook Airs that are returned to Apple Stores with faults are from 14 and 15 year old boys. Apparently, they accidentally blow their loads over the keyboard and it seeps down and...

Rape Me Condoms

Is it just me or are these condoms aimed at people who want to be raped? Pretty specialized product – thanks Costco!
Rape Me Condoms

Rape Me Condoms

Is it just me or are these condoms aimed at people who want to be raped? Pretty specialized product – thanks Costco!