Loads of Fun

Jan 7, 2013 | Humour

Apparently this isn’t a safe sex message. But it should be. Secure your load and don’t blow it anywhere it shouldn’t go. This includes hot asses and the mouths of people who have ulcers or abrasions.  Blow over your men, not in them.
Loads of Fun

Loads of Fun

Jan 7, 2013 | Humour

Apparently this isn’t a safe sex message. But it should be. Secure your load and don’t blow it anywhere it shouldn’t go. This includes hot asses and the mouths of people who have ulcers or abrasions.  Blow over your men, not in them.

Novelty Use

Dec 24, 2012 | Humour

A friend and I were talking about how many sex toys are labeled “For Novelty Use Only”. As he commented “surely sticking something up your ass counts as a bit of a novelty”. You have to think that lawyers are trying to overcome common sense. It...

Speedos

Dec 14, 2012 | Humour

When I see a boy wearing speedos I always try to be discrete and do the right thing, and make sure I look at the 10% of his body covered in fabric rather than his bare skin. I’m classy that way.