Well it’s time for me to go traveling – it’s been almost four months since I’ve been overseas and so it’s time to go exploring again. Comedian Lenny Henry once said we shouldn’t be called Australia, we should just be called “far”. Which is pretty close to the truth. There aren’t many places in the world that are a 22 hour flight from New York.  Rather than subject myself to LAX I’ve decided to change planes in Hawaii and spend some time there in each direction to break up the journey. Just a short trip to New York with a side trip to visit an amazing boy in Orlando…I’m sure there will be some adventures along the way. Stay tuned. And of course if you live in New York and are young and cute and kinky – get in touch so my friends and I can demonstrate how hung Aussies bring a new definition to the term international relations.