I heard something hilarious on the weekend. Apparently a very high proportion of MacBook Airs that are returned to Apple Stores with faults are from 14 and 15 year old boys. Apparently, they accidentally blow their loads over the keyboard and it seeps down and corrodes the electronics underneath – helped along by the high salt content of cum. My informant, a former Apple Store employee, wasn’t able to provide definitive information on why the problem doesn’t extend to older guys, but we theorized that as you get older you develop better aim and clean up skills. Anyway, a fascinating piece of trivia that I’m assured isn’t a piece of urban legend.
I used to work at one of the stores in Sydney and my boss told me something similar. I’m sure some of the guys must have lost their loads to the stuff on your site.
urban legend – soft drink is what most teens spill on a keyboard – however the story is funnier with your claim
I don’t think it is an urban legend – I’ve had a couple of Apple and former Apple employees tell me it’s true. 🙂 But can we get anyone to admit that’s how they ruined their cocktop, I mean laptop? In an ironic twist, I was pleasuring myself last night and when I blew, my cum jetted up and hit my I-Pad – right on the lightening connector. A direct hit. Whoops! 😛
I’d have loved to see that, and maybe even lick it clean 😉