Aug 30, 2012 | Humour
This article in the Sydney Morning Herald (the main broadsheet paper in that city), was quite interesting: http://m.smh.com.au/lifestyle/school-daze-20120820-24h4q.html One paragraph talks about how the author’s sex life was essentially muted due to his...
Aug 7, 2012 | Humour
Many beginners to bondage ask me how to get started. My advice is always to go and visit the best bondage store in Australia: Bunnings. Bunnings is a hardware chain – probably similar to Home Depot in America. It is absolutely the best place to get started. The...
Aug 2, 2012 | Humour
I once asked a friend who now lives in London if Melbourne still felt like home. I loved his response: “Well based on the fact that your home city is the city where you feel least comfortable walking down the street in full fetish gear, then yes.” Probably...
Jul 31, 2012 | Humour
I’m pretty useless in the kitchen. If I’m boiling water on the stove then it’s more likely that I’m about to sterilise sex toys than cook. Here is one of my favourite recipes: Take one or more soiled metal sex toys. Choices can include...
Jul 28, 2012 | Humour
New favourite line upon seeing a boy with a really hot ass: “That makes me want to play the back end of a horse”
Jul 21, 2012 | Humour
We were discussing straight boys and alcohol, and the theory that straight boy + alcohol = higher chance of sex A friend of mine responded: “Using alcohol to seduce a straight boy is like using a cheat code in a video game” Hil-arious. I’m inclined...
