Footy Boys

Dec 14, 2012 | Humour

A young guy comes out of the closet and decides to join a gay Aussie Rules football team. His first match day arrives and he heads out onto the oval with his team. Unfortunately, he has a really lousy first and second quarter. One of the runners is sent out to give...

Condom connections

Nov 26, 2012 | Humour

A quote from a friend of mine that I thought was particularly apt. “When they say I don’t have to wear a condom I want to wear one more than ever.” Couldn’t agree more with that one.

Adorkable Boys

Nov 21, 2012 | Humour

Research indicates that a certain food can reduce a woman’s sex drive by about 80%. It’s called wedding cake. Are we really sure we want marriage equality for gay couples?  😉 There have been regular rallies for marriage equality in Melbourne. I was...

Grab your dick and double click

Nov 17, 2012 | Ask Andrew Soxster, Humour

There is an old joke that says something along the lines of “20% of men admit to masturbation and 80% are liars”. I suspect the percentages for that joke have changed over time and that most people now admit to masturbation as it has become seen as a...

Hole lot of trouble

Nov 12, 2012 | Humour

So I was discussing my adventures with a friend, and we were talking about how I’m pretty good at opening up people slowly and gradually, which means I do stuff like fucking virgins with my massive cock, fisting 18yos and getting large toys into boys. He sat...

Facebook Fun

Oct 27, 2012 | Humour

A young guy I know who is into older guys posted this on Facebook – one of my favorite posts ever: Just found out I have been sleeping with my mum’s high school crush lol…