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Kinky Kitchen

Posted on Jul 31, 2012

I’m pretty useless in the kitchen.  If I’m boiling water on the stove then it’s more likely that I’m about to sterilise sex toys than cook. Here is one of my favourite recipes: Take one or more soiled metal sex toys. Choices can include stainless steel dildos, butt plugs, probes, sounds, anal balls, cock rings, nipple clips, ball stretchers and speculums. You can decide to leave the toys for 24 hours before you clean them as this will kill many of the nasties on them.  I generally leave them wrapped up in a towel in my laundry and clean them the day after they were used. Put the toys into the bath and wash thoroughly until clean using anti-bacterial soap. Wear latex gloves. Even though the toys will be boiled it is important for them to be washed first...

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Playing a Character

Posted on Jul 28, 2012

New favourite line upon seeing a boy with a really hot ass: “That makes me want to play the back end of a horse”

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Straight Boys + Alcohol

Posted on Jul 21, 2012

We were discussing straight boys and alcohol, and the theory that straight boy + alcohol = higher chance of sex A friend of mine responded: “Using alcohol to seduce a straight boy is like using a cheat code in a video game” Hil-arious. I’m inclined to agree with this – after all, I’ve seduced plenty without alcohol!  🙂 If you are going to seduce a straight boy with alcohol, then please make sure that you at least do it with something decent. Can I recommend Martin Miller gin? Have it with cucumber, not lemon or lime.  One of my favourites.   🙂  I wonder if the good people at Martin Miller would be willing to sponsor a gay bdsm sex blog?...

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Shit Happens

Posted on Jul 18, 2012

I was recently asked by a guy how he should clean his ass prior to a session to make sure he was clean.  I’m probably the worst person to ask about this sort of thing – because I’m a Dom Top who doesn’t like getting fucked. Nonetheless, I’ve learnt a few things over the years. The first rule is that you can’t rush. Take your time going to the bathroom. Take something to read. Get as much out of you as possible. For many guys with a healthy diet and the right internal layout, this is sometimes all that is required. But for many guys – they want to be sure. And that’s when we get into douching. Spraying water up your butt can get any lingering things out of there. But you need to be careful – it...

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Music and Sex

Posted on Jul 17, 2012

“Music is like sex, it’s too important to be left up to the professionals!”  – Robert Shaw Ravel’s Bolero comprises the same theme, performed 18 times in a row, by different combinations of instruments. It is a gradual crescendo over more than fifteen minutes. An ex boyfriend of mine once tried to convince me that Ravel wrote Bolero as a music joke – but that the joke backfired when it became his most popular work. I haven’t found any evidence for this assertion, but it must have been a little unsettling for Ravel that he became most famous for a work that is more than a little experimental in nature. It isn’t the sort of piece that I would want to listen to on a recording. For me, the joy of this piece comes from performance. As much as...

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Negotiation

Posted on Jul 15, 2012

Straight people might laugh – but negotiating what porn to watch with a gay partner can be interesting!  I found this clip amusing!  🙂 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6785670/a-couple-decides-what-porn-to-watch Anyone have any protocols when agreeing what porn to watch with a partner, friend or fuck buddy? (do you take turns choosing?).  My TV and Computer are side by side, so I find it’s fun to each pick a film (and each have a remote) and have both going – it gets competitive to see who can pick the hottest film. ...

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Pick Up Lines

Posted on Jul 14, 2012

I like pick up lines – they’re funny and they break the tension.  A new one I just heard: “Have you ever chewed on thousand thread count Egyptian cotton sheets?” I like the fact it’s a tiny bit...

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Horsing Around

Posted on Jul 13, 2012

My posts on Fickstutenmarkt have been getting quite a bit of attention. I thought you might like the following email exchange: Hello,I found your blog through the official website of the horse market in Berlin. Thanks for providing such a detailed information on the party and both experiences: as a mare and a stallion. Thanks to your blog I have just decided to go to Berlin to the next party. The flight is booked and the hotel paid for; now the excitement stars, I shake just to imagine the party. I know you have provided a lot of info on this issue but I wanted to know your opinion about the use of condoms: I am HIV negative and I have never attended a part like this nor done anything risky and I somehow I feel like I put...

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Happy End of Financial Year

Posted on Jul 7, 2012

In Australia the end of the financial year is on the 30th of June – and I’ve taken the opportunity to stock up on various implements in the end of year stock-take sales. Including tape. I bought a great box of coloured tape – 36 rolls in purple, red, orange and green. I’m looking forward to having some serious fun with it. And a tip for beginners – wrap the boy in a layer of cling wrap first, before you put on the tape. Apart from ensuring that hair doesn’t get ripped out by the root when you remove it – it also ensures you don’t get a rash or allergic reaction. Safety first. Hopefully I’ll be able to post some pics of this tape again – only wrapped around a twink or two....

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Sacha’s First Gangbang

Posted on Jul 6, 2012

In a previous post I talked about Sacha, the cute 22yo twink with blond streaks in his hair. When we played he had actually just come out of a serious relationship that he had been in with an older guy. He was looking for some fun and wanted to explore. We hooked up for some BDSM play. In our first session he was tied up, blindfolded and played with in the sling. He was also put into stocks, put into a sex swing and taught to suck cock with his hands secured. I really enjoyed our session – and we started to talk more about other things.We had talked about having some group sex – and he said he was keen. I asked him if he would like to be surprised one time by a group of guys and...

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You Are NOT Alice In Wonderland

Posted on Jul 5, 2012

“There seemed to be no use in waiting by the little door, so she went back to the table, half hoping she might find another key on it, or at any rate a book of rules for shutting people up like telescopes: this time she found a little bottle on it, (`which certainly was not here before,’ said Alice,) and round the neck of the bottle was a paper label, with the words `DRINK ME’ beautifully printed on it in large letters. It was all very well to say `Drink me,’ but the wise little Alice was not going to do that in a hurry. `No, I’ll look first,’ she said, `and see whether it’s marked “poison” or not’; for she had read several nice little histories about children who had got burnt, and eaten up by wild beasts...

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The Master Is In (again)

Posted on Jul 1, 2012

If you haven’t read the previous post – check it out before you read this one.  🙂 This is Alex’s response to the last post: Hey again! Thanks for the massive reply. It’s a lot to take in, that’s for sure. Okay, firstly with me being a top, it’s something we have been discussing because I’m so unsure when we do it. In the year we have been together, we’ve only done anal four times, with many many failed attempts between. I get worried that he’ll lose interest soon, which is why I want to fix it. That being said, I’d love to learn how to top. I think my partner and I would love being versatile with anal, because similarly to what you were saying, its fun to experiment and change position. But the furthest we got was...

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