Music and Sex

Jul 17, 2012 | Humour

“Music is like sex, it’s too important to be left up to the professionals!”  – Robert Shaw Ravel’s Bolero comprises the same theme, performed 18 times in a row, by different combinations of instruments. It is a gradual crescendo over more...

Negotiation

Jul 15, 2012 | Humour

Straight people might laugh – but negotiating what porn to watch with a gay partner can be interesting!  I found this clip amusing!  🙂 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6785670/a-couple-decides-what-porn-to-watch Anyone have any protocols when agreeing what porn...

Pick Up Lines

Jul 14, 2012 | Humour

I like pick up lines – they’re funny and they break the tension.  A new one I just heard: “Have you ever chewed on thousand thread count Egyptian cotton sheets?” I like the fact it’s a tiny bit classy.

Flexible Working Arrangements

Jun 27, 2012 | Humour

Over the years I’ve been lucky enough to have sex with a number of ballet dancers. The first time you fuck a ballet dancer when he is lying on his back and he decides to tuck a leg or two behind his head it’s a little off putting. But you get used to it...

Police Interuptus

Jun 14, 2012 | Humour

We were just a couple of horny teenagers driving around a rural area outside of Melbourne. We had been out at a party and didn’t want our night to end just yet. We drove around and talked, and then started feeling each other up as he drove. I felt his rather...

Twink Talk

Jun 11, 2012 | Ask Andrew Soxster, Humour

I was talking with a straight friend at a gathering this weekend where there were many young gay guys present and discussion turned to the definition of the term ‘Twink’. I explained that it referred to a young guy who was still a bit cute and innocent who...