Blowing Smoke

Jun 11, 2012 | Humour

When it comes to the various available vices, I tend to focus on sex. I don’t drink a lot. Don’t smoke. Don’t do drugs (unless you count amyl).  But I think that what I do to my willing subs more than makes up for it to ensure that I don’t miss...

Suitable for a greek dinner?

Jun 11, 2012 | Humour, Uncategorized

I recently purchased a shirt and I now have a problem – where in the hell would be a suitable location to wear it? Interestingly, about half the people I show the shirt to (yes, at the very least it is a conversation piece), think of exactly what I thought of...

Melbourne is kinkier than Sydney

Jun 10, 2012 | Humour

There is a long standing rivalry between Sydney and Melbourne. Australia actually built a new capital city, Canberra, from the ground up because it agreement couldn’t be reached as to whether Melbourne or Sydney should be the capital. I’m a proud...

American Navy Boys and Lard

Jun 7, 2012 | Humour, Things We Like

If you are in any of the photos on this web page I’ve linked to below of American navy boys climbing a giant phallus covered in lard, get in touch: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-ultimate-collection-of-hot-shirtless-navy-guys And seriously America –...

You like music? What a coincidence

May 31, 2012 | Ask Andrew Soxster, Humour

On a number of occasions I’ve had guys, particularly young guys, tell me that they are kinky and into everything. I think that the following joke is the best response to this:  A man is sitting at a bar, looking very depressed, when he strikes up a conversation...